The Goal

OPERATION FLAT BELLY

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

If I had a flare for dramatic antics, I would have fell out in the middle of the floor of Wilson's Leather Outlet store when the clerk disclosed in an off-topic conversation that she was pregnant. She was so thin I had to take a double look as I was thinking, "Huh?" The girl was as thin as a toothpick! Seriously! When I got look at her 14 wk pregnant belly, the first thing that popped into my head was, "Damn. No wonder folks be thinking I'm pregnant."

If not for the cute tote bag and leather jacket I was buying on sale, I would've undoubtedly been depressed.

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